There isn't a changing table in there? Seriously?

Last night Ryan's Dad was nice enough to take us out to eat for dinner. We met him and his girlfriend at Texas Road House in Knoxville and were excited about eating a baked sweet potato! Yum! This did not happen because for all of you who didn't know: Babies Rule Your Life! Hunter wanted the evening to be all about him, which it always is anyway!But last night the mischievous Nugget was out! After making a huge mess with the rolls, napkins, silverware, etc, Hunter decides that he doesn't want to be confined to his highchair anymore! I got him out put him in my lap, fed him, I basically entertained him through the entire meal. Bill's (Ryan's Dad)girlfriend finally offers to take him off my hands for a few minutes while I eat.Hunter thanks her by throwing up right down the front of her shirt, right down her cleavage! I was so embarrassed, this was the first time we had met! Thankfully she was cool with it and we finished up our meal. Hunter was being a little too quiet at this point. When Hunter is quiet one of three things is going on 1)- He's mesmerized by some type of light 2)- He's pooping or 3)He's sleeping. I bet you can guess what he was doing. Number two! Ryan volunteers to take him to the bathroom and change him, I was relieved that I was spared! After about 30 seconds Ryan brings Hunter back to the table because there isn't any changing tables in the men's bathroom. Seriously? Ok so I take Hunter into the bathroom and attempt to change him. When I say attempt, I'm so serious. This dirty diaper was ruthless. Remember the zoo trip diaper? This one trumped it by a long shot, let's just say that I had to literally strip Hunter down and give him a bath in the sink at Texas Road House. His poop had squirted out the side of his diaper and got all over his little Polo romper! I had no clothes in my diaper bag so I had to take Hunter back out into the restaurant wearing only his diaper. I'm sure everyone thought I was crazy! Luckily I had some extra clothes in my car. There is never a dull moment in my life!